I honestly believe that this blog is the underlying cause for any self-consciousness I possess.
I can't just post something and exit my web browser, content in a job well done, trusting the system to do its work and translate the words only I can read into words everyone can read.
No.
I have to look. I always have to look. It's as if I'm afraid that the Blogger Gods are going to change my template to some hideous green-and-orange retro sunburst.
And there are Blogger Gods. Trust me. I've built a temple to them, but I don't bloody like them very well.